Why sanitize?

I have been careful...using Purell and GermX...but here I am....lying in my bed wondering if I should punch myself in the throat to numb the pain...? Does the killing of bacteria make me more vulnerable? Because this is freaking ridiculous...been here like a month and a half and I jumped RIGHT on that sickness bandwagon. WTF.

Overused

I will call my unborn child any type of a nut besides a peanut. Future quote: "I wonder if my lil cashew will be a boy or girl." Please follow suit and break the cycle. Thank you.

continuation...

I will not be knocked up or have a crappy ring when I get hitched...two things that are just not going to happen in my life. I will make SURE of it!!! I know I said in my last post that I would stop...but I cannot! PEOPLE! LISTEN! If you can't afford a nice ring, at least HALF a carat, then you should just not get married. Stuff that comes up in your marriage will cost way more and if you can't afford the ring at least...you won't be able to afford LIFE! So don't do it dang it!!!

WHY!!!

Ok, so I just was wondering why some guys are such douchebags. I mean really. COME ON! AND I was also wondering why so many people I know are getting knocked up! I don't understand it!!! People from good homes, and good families...KNOCKED UP...people from crappy homes, crappy situations and families who should KNOW BETTER...knocked up. Am I being judgemental? Yes...and I should stop. I'm............sorry.